Fun and FlirTea

Oh My God! I’m Panicking! What Do I Do?

Do you ever have those days when nothing seems to be going the way you hoped? Days where every tiny possible thing that could go wrong does? Days where that final straw just touched your very own camel back and suddenly you’re in full on panic mode?

In times like these, I like to do just as Purrrfect Pendants over at Etsy would have me do – keep mother-fucking calm and drink some damn tea (I may have taken some creative liberties with that).

If Ever I Had the Intention of Punching Someone Out…

This is most certainly the set of brass knuckles I’d choose to use! I’m not going to deny it would hurt me like a bitch (and probably more than anyone on the receiving end). I’m also not going to deny that I would quite likely break more than a finger or two if I really put my all into it.

But can you just imagine the mark left on someone’s face after being punched with one of these?

All I know about this glorious ring(s) is where I found the image. I seriously need to know where to buy this sucker so I can use it as a super menacing… thing… when walking the streets alone at night!

…I promise I’m not a hooker.