I Have Never Wished I Lived In Ohio Before – I Feel Weird.
Westerville, OH. The Dry Capital of the World (thank you, Wikipedia). Why would I ever want to go somewhere famous for the “Westerville Whiskey Wars” and the home of the Anti-Saloon League Museum (I guess that really should by why wouldn’t I want to go there, but I digress and disprove my own point)? I like to drink! And not just tea!
Besides, what could possibly be tea-related in Westerville, O-freakin’-Hio? I’ll tell you what… SOMETHING AWESOME. Ha!
Have you ever heard of those murder mystery games where everyone at a party is given a slip of paper with a character and brief story? Each guest interacts with the others to try and figure out whodunnit! Well, in Westerville, OH, you don’t have to bother hosting your own murder mystery, you can have A Novel Tea Party do it for you! DUN DUN DUN!!!!
Okay, so you can technically only get the hostess if you live within driving distance of Westerville and are willing to pay a nominal fee… *cough* But still awesome! Strictly speaking, anyone anywhere can order their very own Novel Tea Party Murder Mystery Kit, but you can’t deny the glory of getting someone to play the hostess.